So I've Been Told It's Been A Year Since I Blogged . . .

I figured the two people that cared, wouldn't.

However, since several people have mentioned it in the last month, I thought it would be a fun experiment to post and see if anyone notices.

Yeah, no one will.

Maybe my mom.

Nah, she quit reading it before I quit last year. Just kidding, Mom. Sort of.

Year in review:

Little One definitely found her new friend. They sit in the other room watching reruns of Psych and Lost as I type. They've been in that room for 3 days straight now. I'm too lazy and too tired to get them out of there. With the rest of the family in Uruguay, I'm really into letting them do what they want. It is summer time: when kids do what they want and a dip in the pool counts as a bath.

Middle One has a girlfriend and is turning out to be one heck of a goalie. Soccer got a little dramatic this past year, but hey. Kids' sports. Wouldn't be fun without a coach screwing over a kid, right?

Tor has done incredible her first two years of college. Yes, I have a Junior in college. Shut up. I don't want to talk about it.

Hubby is on a trip with 19 people to Uruguay. Ah, the glamourous life of a youth minister. Sitting in airports for 3 days waiting out volcanoes. And he coulda been a pro football player! Bah. Who needs money when there's all this glitz?

And I'm a lactation consultant for WIC. Mark that as job, um, last count, 36 for me! One day I'll know what I want to be when I grow up. I think it will involve writing, but again, why go for the fame and fortune of publication when I can counsel women about their boobs? Oh, the glory!

Need I say more? Really?